your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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