I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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