got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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