She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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