so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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