He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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