Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Randomize
