I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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