Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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