I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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