Christians are straight up FREAKS
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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