Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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