hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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