He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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