If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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