Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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