im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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