Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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