i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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