You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I lost the right to judge tonight
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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