These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
