when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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