puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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