Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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