I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
