it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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