in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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