No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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