I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
