Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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