He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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