ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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