it wasn't lemon gatorade
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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