Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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