We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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