He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
