guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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