Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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