Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
where are my pants?
in the oven.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
