he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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