So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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