Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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