we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I had to cum in my sink.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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