I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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