4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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