I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm sobbing to NWA
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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