So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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