I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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