He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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