operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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