i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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